Digging for Answers, reporting them first
No more worries, the Golf Club robbers have been captured. Good job everybody, these guys were at it for a few years. Also Mark Mumford at sfgate.com voices his opinion of Christina Aguilera and pop culture in general, my favorite part:

The wry type who probably has money down on which Olsen Twin will be first to get knocked up by Vin Diesel and/or be found facedown in the Viper Room in a pool of tequila and prescription Xanax. Let's just say.

Ah the Olsen Twins, hey I don't live in San Francisco but I subscribe to the sfgate Morning Fix, a good slice of humor and what have you, beg your pardon.