I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have nothing to blog at this point.

Things that have happened since my last update:

• Violence in Iraq persists
• Kerry/Edwards official Democratic Infomercial acceptance week in Boston
• 4th of July, what a day that was
• 1st named Hurricane, Alex
• The Dodgers made a stupid trade
• Shaq traded to Miami for entire frontline and a brothel BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
• NFL Training camps opened
• Quincy Carter released by the Dallas Cowboys for testing positive for an illegal substance
• Eddie George released by the Titans and signed by the Cowboys
• Red Sox trade Nomar to equal lovable loser Chicago Cubs
• Ricky Williams retires, now free
• Spiderman 2, I, Stupi...er...Robot, Gigli 2
• Wrong Turn and Cabin Fever played repeatedly on Cinemax but damn that girl is hot in Cabin Fever, looking at her right now, closeup of her ass. Now she is
• I watched Gigli for the 1st and last time on the STARZ channel that plays the same movies all week
• MSG and FSNY taken off the air on Time Warner cable
• "Shove It." I love Teresa Heinz Kerry
• Sunrise and sunset everyday

I should probably add links to these but noone really cares anyway. Maybe some pics of Teresa Heinz Kerry.

A coincidence that my last update was the day of the transfer of governmental power in Iraq. More later