Friday, January 07, 2005
Heidi Klum off the market

Like I had a chance or you or that guy Seal?!!???!

"I looked at titty 1 and titty 2 and proposed to them. I bagged her."
-Seal January 5th 2005

However, Oliver Willis has great news, Court TV analyst Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom is no longer a Newsom, she is Guilfoyle again. Meaning that she divorced this Newsom loser citing that coast to coast cyber sex just wasn't enough, hence will drop that off her name and be known, once again, as Kimberly Guilfoyle. That is until I make my move and add a name after Guilfoyle. Kimberly, I watched you on MSNBC and CNN this past year and was very impressed. Lets start fresh baby.

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