Hello, Tuesday El Presidente George Walker Bush visits this location, or at least close to this location. He will be at Greece Athena High School Tuesday afternoon to tout his sensational Social Security private account mumbo jumbo Dikembe Mutumbo. Oh shit Danica Patrick is on Letterman.

Alright, El Presidente will be here Tuesday Afternoon. The first time a president has visited this area since his father, H.W., did in 1989. That ungrateful, hefty woman lovin' Bill Clinton apparently had no time to stop by. Monica kept him pretty busy, who can blame him. All hail the great 23yr old auto racing gem Danica Patrick.