The sun is really hotThanks in most part to the internet, the 3 big networks have lost their monopoly on news disseminating. One thing that has not changed, however, are the "experts" stating obvious conclusions to why something occured.
A good example of this would be on the
Thursday nightly news on NBC. They had a story on the heat wave, it mentioned how people were beating the heat and blah blah blah blah just another annual recycled type of story, time filler blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, this was the shocking part, I mean truly. The reporter was mentioning that department stores like JC Penney etc., reported higher than expected sales because people were flocking to malls to beat the heat. A "Buisness Meteorologist", in other words a wannabe weather man, named Paul Walsh then offered this tiny 1.5 second symposium of why sales were rising: "the folks that were actually shopping, or that were in the..in the mall, to beat the heat, were also spending money." WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!??!??!?!?! Why did they do that!!!!????!?!?!??!?!?! How did that happen!??!??!?!
These people may be experts but these 1.5 jizz blot soundbites are pointless. Just let anybody get on the news under the title "Buisness jizz blot analyst soundbite man."
