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Shizzolate and Pornolize your web site. This is some funny shit. Via Cyber Mitchell who found it through cyborgirl. I also found the document title scroller at Cyber Mitchell.

OK i'm done drinking. I will be your designated driver tonight.

I'm drunk while watching the NIT final UNC-Stanford. I'm in good health, my bowels are in very good working condition. I ordered a burger from the duchess restaurant for dinner this evening and after taking a bite, it was just about red. I microwaved it and had alittle, what the hell are they doing over there?

Bubba-Gump shrimp is what they got, it's a household name
Another great Thanksgiving. Leftovers and pumpkin pie remain in the fridge. I didn't really get to eat much turkey dammit but I did have green peas up the wazzu which will be exiting the wazzu in an orderly fashion. My sisters "husband" accidentaly dumped the damn peas all over my plate and I wolfed'em down like a hoova ya know what I'm sayin' bahahahahahaha, beg your pardon. Oh but the pie, the pie was delicious.

As for the football, didn't really pay much attention, too much conversation, so to speak. I did, however, dig the Patriots throwback uniforms, reminded me of when New England was a team of weekly blunders and of the Super Bowl XX blowout at the hands of the Chicago Bears.

I feel like Tony Pierce with the picture incorporation and all, whom I aspire to be in the blogging atmospheric barometric isobaric medium. He adds an alternative spice to the web logging practice. Let me retract that statement, I don't aspire to be him in the blogging medium, just throwing those types of viewpoints out there.

There is a de-linking crisis developing in the web logging community. Be careful out there. Via Instapundit.

One last note, the final weekend of November is upon us, this palindrome year of 2002 is drawing to a close, you will never be a part of another (2112 is the next, be there), savior every moment. Have a good weekend.

Happy Thanksgiving
Family, Turkey, football, shrimp -- the Bubba-Gump shrimp, Egg -- Egg bowl that is, Mississippi-Mississippi State, and of course pumpkin pie. The Turkey strikes back in the Gobblenator.

Vanderjaaaaaaaagt
Colts win 23-20 in OOOOvertime. What a friggin' game. Indianapolis wins at Denver. Colts PK Mike Vanderjagt kicked a game tying 54yd FG to send the game into OT and kicked the GW 51yd FG, both in the snow. How about Dungy and the Colts vs the Bucs in the Super Bowl? Trends, do however, change every 2 weeks or so in the National Football League. One thing is for sure though, the Bills are done at 5-6 with a 2-6 conference record.

The Montreal Allouettes won the Grey Cup over the Edmonton Eskimos 25-16. I was confused with the rules in the CFL, not an avid observer. I Turned it over to 'Fox Sports World' (thanks to Chris Berman for reminding me it was on while I was watching NFL PrimeTime) and just missed Shania Twain during the halftime show. I will stalk Shania. She is on Tuesday night on NBC. I saw her on Letterman a few nights ago, wearing a strange hat and an orange vest which prompted Dave to ask "ready to do some road work?." Then she goes "you looking at my belly?" Dave replies "yes I am, I want to fuck you after the show."

NFL Sunday
Buffalo got their ass totally kicked by the New York Jets 31-13. Bills linebacker Eddie Robinson will never live down the fake Jets QB Chad Pennington put on him in which he scored on to put the game away.

I'm diggin' this Colts-Broncos game, Denver 6 Indianapolis 3 Late 2nd Quarter, 2 contenders in the AFC, cold, windy, snowy all the elements involved here.

Tostitos to the Buckeyes
Ohio State has finally cleared the last hurdle. Awesome game. College football and basketball are absolutely the best sports mediums.

On the subject of college basketball, I have all NCAA Tournament brackets dating back to 1992. They are all from the democrat and chronicle which is my local newpaper. Each of them have been filled out and filed away, I treasure these items.

More College Football:
Washington wins apple cup: I couldn't believe this, it was 20-10 WSU 4:41 left, then I ignored the game, only to find they had gone to OT......Addressing the controversial pass in the 3rd OT, it was a backward pass thus a fumble and that's it. OK Cougar fans, I see all and know all. With this loss, Washington State must now win at UCLA next week or it's USC who will face Iowa in the Rose Bowl.

Auburn defeats Alabama in the Iron bowl, as I listen to the delicious Gwen Stefani on VH1.....Oregon State wins the Civil War defeating the Ducks.....Cal defeats Stanford in "The Big Game".....USC 52-21 over UCLA, the Trojans are scary, they frighten me.

If there was a playoff this year, it would be up for grabs. You couldn't say that last year when Miami was the indisputable champion. A few teams would have a shot this season which would include Iowa, Kansas State, USC, Oklahoma and Washington State with Gesser at QB.

Hey Memphis won, 1-13, damn, they beat the Wizards. Well, NFL Sunday is upon us, I'll be watching the Bills kick the Jets ass beginning at 1pm Eastern time.

J-Lo weekend
Big ass weekend of Football as we wind down this palindrome year. Rivalry Saturday in college football. Ohio State-Michigan high noon, can't wait for this game, this is great every year. On the line for the Buckeyes: a trip to Tempe for the Fiesta bowl, the Big 10 Championship and a shot at a National Championship. Michigan? Just alil can o whoop ass to derail all those dreams.

Huge rivalries --
Iron Bowl Auburn-Alabama, this is the best, throw the records out.
Apple cup Washington-Washington State, the Cougars obviously still have a real good shot at the Fiesta Bowl. Stanford-Cal, USC-UCLA, Army-Navy and Mississippi State-Mississippi not playing this week, just wanted to mention this rivalry is referred to as the Egg Bowl.

Shaq is back, Lakers win, fuck'em. Memphis 0-13, hell they all millionaires, Hubie, TNT is calling you. Go Wolverines!!!! Aim high on steering. Tecmo Super Bowl. Update Sunday morning or as the local meteorologist pronounces it "mouning", "the stoum will refoum tomorrow mouning so we have to watch this vayee cafully". 100 hits a day, thank you all for making Big Bloggin' the #1 web log across america and perhaps the world. Update Sunday morning.

Army Smart Truck
I gotta get me 1 of these bad boys. Brought to my attention Tuesday evening via ABC news. This will be available to the public in a few years.

She mad at me.....

......we're still getting married though.

Talkin' Football....wait don't go yet this is good...I think
Bills at Chiefs 1pm Eastern, 12pm Central, 10am Pacific, 7am Hawaiian

Buffalo will be your new Super Bowl champions. Gettin' alittle ahead of myself I guess.

While i'm on the topic of the Super Bowl, I have XXVII and XXVIII on tape in which Buffalo participated. I had XXV and XXVI, however, let me tell you a story, gather round now, close, you with the nice rack get over here, OK good. XXV was stolen by my sisters asshole boyfriend at the time and XXVI was taped over by some soap opera shit. I have SBs XXVII up to now, which would be XXXVI, on tape.

Let me now tell you how this all started, gather round closer, great. My father has been a Bills fan forever, which in turn attracted me to the game when I was a youngin'. Buffalo had never participated in a Super Bowl so he taped XXV in all it's glory, if you're a Giants fan, :grumbling:. Now my dad did not consider taping XXVI, so I did, they lose big, then XXVII, they lose big, then XXVIII, they lose but not too big. Now XXIX comes around, the Bills are not participating for the first time in 5 years. I decided i'm going to continue this and my dad says "Why?" I reply "It's the Super Bowl" he replies "you need help". The 49ers go on to embarrass the Chargers 88-9, it was like watching a freakin' video game, Young to Rice, Young to Watters, Young to Seifert, Young to Young, Youn...I taped it.

The SBs that followed, however, have been among the greatest of our time. The AFC finally ending the NFC stonghold in XXXII Denver-Green Bay. My favorite, XXXIV Tennessee-St. Louis: The League was in a transition period that season following the Broncos fall and 2 unknowns advanced to the Title game. The Bills also blew it that year in Tennessee, a game that I will never forget. Finally, the greatest of them all, XXXVI Rams-Patriots.

The tradition continues.

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Observations
In what looked to be a rather lackluster schedule heading into this Saturday transformed to another tremendous day of college football. Starting off, the Iowa Hawkeyes defeated Minnesota 45-21 finishing their season at 12-1 and 8-0 in the Big 10, they hadn't accomplished the latter since 1922. Hey Strom Thurmond may have some stories to tell. Iowa will be in a BCS Bowl, most likely the Rose while National Championship aspirations and a trip to Tempe for the Fiesta Bowl remain. Ohio State, meanwhile, continued their weekly houdini act, escaping with a 23-16 victory over Illinois in Champagne. The luck will run out against Michigan next week high noon Saturday at the horse shoe as they call it in Columbus, Ohio........Oklahoma clobbered Baylor 49-9 as every competent team has done. Texas did just that last week while this Saturday they were on the losing end against Texas Tech 42-38. TT QB Kliff Kingsbury was fuckin' wired, passing for 473yds with 6 TD passes. Texas Tech visits Oklahoma next week in what will be the south division title game, I'd love to see the Red Raiders upend the Sooners throwing a wrench in the BCS and the Big 12........Oh didn't want to leave out Syracuse, following their thrilling win over Virginia Tech last week, they promptly went out and lost big 41-20 at Boston College........Penn dismantles Harvard 44-9 in Ivy league title game.

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Pass the Goldschlager
I came across a rather odd referral while perusing through my site meter statistics to check where people had found this blog. Somebody from va.gov had searched "walter mondale pics" through google. What the hell is that? Well, sorry I couldn't help you out.

Addendum: Upon further inspection, it was directly from the Department of Veterans Affairs, United States.

Sports Cliches
This article caught my attention at ESPN.com The first cliche listed is hilarious.

1. "Shock the world" (recent variant: "Surprise the world")
When the Cavs beat the Lakers last week, Darius Miles said, "We're going to put on a show every night. We're going to surprise the world.''

Shopkeeper in London: "Can you believe what a show the Cavaliers are putting on every night?"

Visitor from Nairobi: "Believe me, I'm surprised, as are most people in Kenya, and, from what I hear, people the world over."

Note to players, broadcasters, and sportswriters: Most of the world isn't aware, and doesn't care.

Perplexed
What happened in the Football game Monday? Raiders 34-10 over the Brrrrroncosss. Gannon fuckin' wired, an NFL record 21 straight completed passes, final numbers: 34 for 38 352yds passing, 3 TD's and 0 INT's. Jerry Rice 200 career touchdowns, Rice will never retire, Michael Jordan isn't going to either. Hell I wouldn't rule out a George Foreman comeback.

Addressing the Bulger-Warner situation in St. Louis, Warner should take a step back here to realize he had his day in the sun and has cashed in rather handsomely over the past few seasons. Allow Bulger to take the spotlight, he is on fuckin' fire, I mean fuckin', 684yds passing against the Chargers. I watched that game, Bulger was on target on each and every damn pass, it was infuckincredible, kudos to the offensive line. The Rams are 4-0 since he has taken over following a dreadful 0-5 start. Granted he is not the sole reason they have turned it around but they shouldn't alter the continunity that has developed with Bulger at the helm. That's My word now it's time for Your word.

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Bloody Finger mail, have at it, check it. Link via Metafilter.

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Boobie Fest
Oh the Boobies just keep coming.

Update: Yet more boobies courtesy of bigpinkcookies over at there Tampa Tantrum, i'm enjoying this.

Breaking Boobies News: The boobies fest has ended. You may donate through Midnight Friday November 16th as stated at Tampa Tantrum. 27,500 hits on Saturday. Fresh boobies pics will be posted through other means as explained on her blog, check her out. I admire and respect their resourcefulness and artistic imagination which has assisted in the effort towards the Boobies to Florida Campaign underway at Tampa Tantrum. It's been a pleasure. Have a good one.

Observations
This day was truly fuckin' insane. Fuckin'. First, Notre Dame struggled mightily to defeat 1-8 Navy 30-23. I switched over to the Ohio State-Purdue game where the Buckeyes survived via a 40yd TD Pass on a 4th and 1 with 90 seconds left to win 10-6 and remain undefeated (they will lose to Michigan). The mother of all "snatching a victory at the jaws of defeat" however transpired in Lexington, Kentucky at around 3:30pm Eastern time. 14th ranked LSU trailed Kentucky 30-27 with 2 seconds left, the ball at their own 20yd line and UK fans on the sidelines ready to storm the field. LSU QB Marcus Randall threw it as far as he could and Devery Henderson caught it off a few deflections for a 75yd TD play to win the game 33-30 while stunning the UK faithful. The UK head coach had been doused with gatorade prior to the play adding to the con carne. Finally, the Syracuse Orangemen salvaged an otherwise dismal season with a 50-42 victory in 3 Overtimes over 7th ranked Virginia Tech. Sadly, Pasqualoni, even before this game, is going to remain as coach with SU.....Oklahoma embarrassed by Texas A&M 30-26 possibly ending their National Championship hopes......Kansas State 58-7 over Iowa State 4th Quarter wha da hell???

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Blogger Boobies
All for a good cause over at Tampa Tantrum.

Everybody and they uncle's girlfriends brothers grandfather has a blog.

Reported here first
Norm Coleman wins Minnesota senate seat over Walter Mondale.

Ah shit Saxby Chambliss over Max Cleland in Georgia via Fox News, Republicans taking over the Senate.

Didn't post it yesterday, Karlin Lillington is back from South Africa. The Irish Bloggin'.

CNN false information projecting Pataki to win.

Update: My sources were false, CNN is correct. Pataki is hammering McCall and Golisano. Although Golisano is going to win Monroe County where I live.

House Seat Ohio 17
Ryan
63,220 51%
Benjamin 43,931 36%
Traficant 16,103 13%
68% of precincts reporting

Update: My sources have informed me that Tom Golisano (I) is well on his way to victory thus replacing George Pataki (R) as Governer of New York.

Early results indicate Tom Golisano (I) ahead of George Pataki (R) by 10%.

Buffalo Bills embarrassed 38-7
Embarrassed
Embarrassed
Embarrassing Report Card
Embarrassed
Embarrassed
They have next week off.

Digging for Answers, reporting them first
No more worries, the Golf Club robbers have been captured. Good job everybody, these guys were at it for a few years. Also Mark Mumford at sfgate.com voices his opinion of Christina Aguilera and pop culture in general, my favorite part:

The wry type who probably has money down on which Olsen Twin will be first to get knocked up by Vin Diesel and/or be found facedown in the Viper Room in a pool of tequila and prescription Xanax. Let's just say.

Ah the Olsen Twins, hey I don't live in San Francisco but I subscribe to the sfgate Morning Fix, a good slice of humor and what have you, beg your pardon.

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"Look at that mountain, look at all these trees, look at that bum over there man he's down on his kness, look at these women, ain't nothin' like'em nowhere" -Randy Newman 'I Love LA'

That has been stuck in my head since the Lakers pre game ceremonies honoring their 3rd consecutive title. I don't live in LA, I live in Penfield, NY. I don't agree with some of his assertions, however, it has a pretty good beat. Hey check out the images below, thanks to Teresa my future wife, as she has eluded to on numerous occasions.

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The Lovely Teresa did this at her site today and I was quite intruiged.